Photo 23 Apr 327,281 notes the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.


Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

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Text 23 Apr 146,814 notes So we were sitting in class today



and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went


and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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Video 22 Apr 1,792 notes



i mean im not saying the inquisitor will probably die at the end to save us from the demons

but im saying the inquisitor might die at the end to save us from the demons

which one’s judas

Text 22 Apr 3,758 notes


fuck girls but also fuck girls you feel me

Text 22 Apr 47,084 notes


I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

Text 22 Apr 224,291 notes




lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Video 22 Apr 44,934 notes

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Text 22 Apr 278,781 notes


being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

Chat 21 Apr 300,954 notes
  • Rest of the World: Kilometers
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: Celsius
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
  • America: NO
  • Rest of the World: day month year
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street
  • America: HELL YESSSS
  • UK: wait

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